LOVE, LIGHT, & UNICORNS IN BALANCE WITH THE real life SHADOW SELF SHIT-SHOW. I’M A REALISTIC MYSTIC!

Do you want a lot of love, light, & unicorns farting glitter, or do you want truth? Instead of New Age fluff, I focus on real-world concerns with honesty & empathy. I take the esoteric out of tarot, to empower and entertain. I’m up to some woowoo, but always down to earth. Fighting the fickle fist of fate? Let’s chat!