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HELLO THERE, YOU BEAUTIFUL BADDIE!

i’m Miss Heidi!

I’m so glad you’re here! I knew you’d show up here eventually! All the best people do! My proper name is Heidi Jacobs. I picked up my first tarot deck in college in 1997. I started reading professionally at psychic fairs, parties, and events in 2012. I opened my tiny tarot parlor in Auburn California in 2019. 

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I wasn’t born psychic, and my grandma’s not a witch… At least not the spell casting type.

Your mom.… Has a psychic besty. It’s probably me. I like mysticism & mimosas in appropriate measures

I also like big butts and I cannot lie.   


I'm Miss Heidi, your friendly neighborhood psychic tarotista! What does that mean? I'm an intuitive empath and clairsentient who uses the tarot and other kickass mystical tricks to see what you need to know, not what you want to hear. I offer psychic  tarot readings in person at my studio in Auburn, California, but also offer virtual readings on a variety of platforms. I'm here to empower you with some insight, clarity, and guidance for whatever is going on in your life. 


Yes, I make predictions. That is a big part of a reading! Knowing what’s coming before it slaps you upside your melon is usually a good thing! 


Yes, I can talk to un-alive people, but I don’t enjoy it anymore. So that’s not part of a reading. (Maybe I’ll revisit that.someday, but that today ain’t it!)


I like to think of what folks call my "psychic ability" as intuitive insight with a wicked left hook to the soul from spirit. As much as I love the woo-woo, I try to keep that to a minimum. Full awoo is reserved for special occasions like Halloween and when Mercury is retard-grade. No question is too weird! No situation is too crazy! Seriously, the only people I judge are those who aren't treating you with the kindness, consideration, and respect you deserve. 


I might be a bit conversational, irreverent and whimsically inappropriate at times, but I staunchly maintain that it's part of my charm! 


Over the years, I've cultivated an AMAZING and kickass group of clients. There is a demand for fun and accurate tarot folks. Besides, let's face it.... Readings with me are really fun. I've been told I'm "scary accurate". I think that's a compliment? "Spot on" is another thing people say about me. That is definitely a compliment... I'll take it!   


Yes, my real name is Kickass. It’s an old Family name.

I'm a Nor Cal native who grew up in the Grass Valley/Nevada City area. I lived on the east coast, and went to college in Sacramento. I will always call the Sierra Nevada Foothills home. I live in Nevada City with my husband of over 20 years, Dingo the deaf doggo, Lincoln the laid-back cat, and Hemi the Thicc Kitten.

When I'm not doing mystical things, I'm a huge graphic designerd, voracious reader, she-shed enthusiast, tiny dog wrangler, and accident-prone gardener. I also love dad jokes.

no, i will not hex your ex! Unless your ex is an evil trillionaire super villain.

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